Freeman's Mind： Episode 18-7vzaXCbHIvg.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Huh. Wow.

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A drop this deep really makes you wonder about the necessity

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of having a chamber this size.

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It's just as well that green goo is down there.

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If I thought it was water, I'd be tempted to just jump off here and do a cannonball.

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I bet I could get a splash two stories high.

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Is that a pixie?

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Science hasn't disproven the existence of pixies.

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If they can shift through dimensions, that would explain the lack of evidence for them.

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What's this?

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[lights clicking on]

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[lights clicking on] I'm hearing clicking.

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[lights clicking on] Pixies don't click.

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[lights clicking on] Is that you?

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No. Hey, lights.

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What? Who did the--?

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[metallic rumbling] Oh. Good!

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[metallic rumbling] I can get out of here!

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[metallic rumbling] Hey, wait. That's not a pixie.

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That's just some blue light.

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This whole place is built on deception.

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Screw it.

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Going up.

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No! Going up, dammit!

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That's where I came from!

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UP!

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Argh! This is going to take for--

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[metallic banging]

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I guess I spoke too soon.

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Uh.

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[metallic groaning]

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[metallic groaning] Jesus!

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[metallic creaking]

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[metallic creaking] I don't like this...

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[metallic creaking]

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[metallic creaking] Okay, I'm in a rickety-ass elevator

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[metallic creaking] that's creaking. What do I do?

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[metallic creaking] Get off it?

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[metallic creaking] Okay, that looks like a pipe.

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[metallic groaning] Looks like it might go somewhere.

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[metallic groaning] Don't think I have a lot of options.

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[metallic groaning] Okay, I-I can jump this.

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[metallic groaning] And the irony is,

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[metallic groaning] it's probably going to be one of the safer

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[metallic groaning] jumps I've done this morning.

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[metallic groaning] Assuming I don't die.

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[metallic creaking]

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[electrical sparking, metallic banging]

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[electrical sparking, metallic banging] Oh, man!

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I climbed my way to safety!

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I AM A MONKEY GOD!

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[monkey calls]

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[Geiger counter clicks]

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[Geiger counter clicks] That could be me right now,

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[Geiger counter clicks] a toxic human french fry.

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[Geiger counter clicks] But no, my simian skills saw me safely.

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Hey, did you see that?

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SCIENTIST: I hope no one expects me Look at me! Look at me!

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SCIENTIST: to start up the generator. Smithers went down there and

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SCIENTIST: never came back.

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Oh, you think he escaped?

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All right, here's the plan: you keep staring at your dials and I'll get out of here.

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I mean, I wouldn't come back for you if I found an exit.

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That's not my job.

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[Geiger counter clicks]

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[Geiger counter clicks] Ah, tick-tick-tock.

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[Geiger counter clicks] Is that the sound of a Geiger counter

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[Geiger counter clicks] or is my lifespan counting down?

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[Geiger counter clicks] It's both!

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[Geiger counter clicks] That's right, here at Black Mesa,

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[Geiger counter clicks] when we talk about half-life,

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[Geiger counter clicks] we mean it more ways than one.

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[Geiger counter clicks] So, make your peace and

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[Geiger counter clicks] come to Black Mesa.

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Here, you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature,

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escape countless safety hazards,

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wander aimlessly for hours,

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[bullsquid spits] and die scared, tired and alone.

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[bullsquid spits] Where's that noise coming from?

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[bullsquid spits] Yeah, I'm calling you out, noise.

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[bullsquid spits] Oh, it's you.

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[bullsquid spits] This is almost getting to be like a chore.

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Y'know, wash the dishes,

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do the laundry,

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shoot the snot thing,

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empty the trash...

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It's all just a blur.

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What's this do?

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WHOA!

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Nnnnnnyyyeeeeow!

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That was awesome, let's do it again.

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[whistles]

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AGAIN!

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[whistles]

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AGAIN!

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Eh, no, better not.

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I could do this all day.

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I'm never going to rich enough to buy my own island if I keep this up.

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Wow.

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Yeah, it's like that experiment with rats,

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where every hour they're given the choice between food

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or having the pleasure center of their brain stimulated

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and the rats starve to death every time.

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Hup!

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You know, that first ride was fun but this one looks kind of dangerous.

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It's just slamming back and forth.

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Whoa-ho. Yeah, you can feel THAT passing.

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That'll knock your head off like one of those little tee-ball sticks.

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That's snap, crackle, and pop all in one package.

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Ah, a button.

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Well, my work here is done.

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Hey, are you a monkey, too?

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[monkey call]

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SMITHERS: This is my hiding spot, and I'm not moving

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SMITHERS: until the situation has drastically improved.

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SMITHERS: Now go away! And don't tell anyone I'm here!

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Okay, I'm going to call you Mr. Fantastic.

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Or wait, no, Doc-Doctor Amazing.

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Doctor Amazing.

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Ah hah.

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Well, that was anticlimactic.

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I was hoping that some music would start playing if I pressed both of them.

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Y'know, it would be cool if we could get a dance party going on up here, like a rave?

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I bet the acoustics of this room would be interesting.

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[boom] SMITHERS: AAAH!

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What?!

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SMITHERS: OH DEAR!

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Man, you're not going to be missed.

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Nobody's going to come looking for you.

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[electrical humming and crackling]

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[electrical humming and crackling] Uh...wait a minute.

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[electrical humming and crackling] Okay, we're not electrocuted...

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[electrical humming and crackling] I've determined that much...

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[electrical humming and crackling] but... um... not seeing a way down... now...

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[electrical humming and crackling] Umm... shit.

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[electrical humming and crackling] I think I fucked up.

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[electrical humming and crackling]

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[electrical humming and crackling] I think I fucked up, man.

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[electrical humming and crackling] I... shouldn't... press buttons without...

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[electrical humming and crackling] knowing what they do first...

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[electrical humming and crackling] Oh, oh, okay. We can get down--

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[electrical humming and crackling] I mean, I can get down here.

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[electrical humming and crackling] Okay, I'll just lower myself down

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[electrical humming and crackling] and be careful about the landing.

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[electrical humming and crackling]

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[electrical humming and crackling] Oooh... okay... um.... that's pretty scary...

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[electrical humming and crackling] Yaaahh....!

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God dammit, Earth's gravity shouldn't even be this strong for a planet our size.

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It's only this way because there's so many metals in the core

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increasing its overall density so that--

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Oh fuck, I'm going to have to jump here.

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Okay, lower myself down...

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to reduce the VERtical... drop...!

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Now, time it so I don't get sideswiped by the cart of death...

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And...

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Aaagh... rrr...

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Okay...

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Yeah...

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I'm just going to take it easy.

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God, that would've been so much easier if I was drunk.

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I mean, not piss-drunk, but y'know, just like a heavy buzz.

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I would've been fearless, wouldn't have hurt my knees at all.

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This sucks sober!

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Life sucks sober!

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Oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God...oh God...

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Okay, I think coming this way has the biggest waste of time

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I've accomplished in a while.

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That's saying a lot.

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I mean it's not like I just went down the wrong corridor, like I sometimes do.

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No, it's--WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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It's worse than that.

#17300:06:18,604→00:06:22,808

Hey, that looks kind of cool. I want a giant metal spider fortress.

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What was I thinking about?

#17500:06:24,221→00:06:26,102

Oh yeah, this place sucks.

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[Geiger counter clicks] How could I forget?

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[Geiger counter clicks] Yeah, when I go down a dead-end here,

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[Geiger counter clicks] I go down a DEAD-END!

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[Geiger counter clicks] Meaning, I go off course for, like, miles,

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[Geiger counter clicks] ten stories underground, and I almost die.

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A lot.

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SCIENTIST: Excellent! Yoo-hoo!

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SCIENTIST: Someone has restored all power.

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SCIENTIST: We'll have the engine up again in no time!

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Yeah, that room's dangerous.

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Did you know that?

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It's a good thing I made it back okay.

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I was gonna... yedduh... yes, master...

#18900:06:53,576→00:06:54,774

No, stop!

#19000:06:54,774→00:06:58,264

You can't kill me, so you're going to try and control me, IS THAT IT!?!

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[Geiger counter clicks] I'LL NEVER DO YOUR BIDDING!

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[Geiger counter clicks] I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE!

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[Geiger counter clicks] Wait, how am I going to get out of here?

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[Geiger counter clicks]

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[Geiger counter clicks] I should've thought about this sooner...

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[Geiger counter clicks]